## Posts Tagged ‘usa’

### So LBJ did get dunked on

July 22, 2009

hahha no not LBJ the president, LBJ the king.

LeBrawn James, that LBJ.

after hearing reports that nike refused to put out the video because it was embarrassing or lebron being afraid of it leaking, a video finally comes out.

And of all places, on ebaumnation.com

That is the last place you expect something like that to show up on.

Anyway i watched the vid twice and will include it here on the post.t

http://ebaumnation.com/2009/07/22/jordan-crawford-dunks-on-lebron-james

and to be honest with you, i’m not thoroughly impressed.

yes, jordan did dunk on the lebron james at his own summer camp.

And yes its an accomplishment.

But the dunk itself wasn’t amazing, and neither was lebrons attempt to block it.

LeBron was a help defender on an inbounds play and Jordan “threw down” a two-handed dunk that required little effort.

Don’t get me wrong, props to the kid for the dunk and who was near him on it, but LeBron and Nike shouldn’t throw fits about it because it wasn’t all that embarrassing.

And Kobe shouldn’t poke fun at lebron for being dunked on at his camp because the kid he was talking to couldn’t grab net on an 8 foot rim anyway.

He seriously looked 6.

So LeBron, Nike, Kobe, Jordan Crawford, and ESPN all need to chill on this.

It wasn’t amazing, it was just overhyped before the video leaked.

Apparently Jordan played for Indiana, although everything else says he plays for Xavier. I didn't look into his college life at all because i feel like that's an invasion of privacy and its his life. He can do as he pleases

long caption,

but its necessary.

afterthought:

weirdddddddddd picture, all those sayings make 0 sense

Was LeBron James made in a Nike sweatshop?

My guess, along with the odds, is yes!

### Bobby Jenks is a nazi

May 12, 2009

So i read today that Bobby Jenks of the chi-sox was fined for a purpose pitch.

and i proceeded to read into it.

Turns out B-jenkz was fined a whopping \$750 for throwing behind ian kinsler of the texas rangers.

I know, 750 is a lot to anyone reading this blog, but to people this is about, 750 is like buying an all you can eat buffet at cici’s.

Now i’m craving cici’s!

But here’s the important part.

The pitch was thrown behind ian kinsler.

Ian kinsler, as you all know, is a jew, and not only a jew, but THE BEST jew in baseball.

I stand behind that also, so take that.

Now Jenks admitted that he threw it on purpose in retaliation to all of his teammates getting hit by texas IN THE PAST.

Who does that? I don’t hit you because of something you said a few weeks ago.

Mostly because i can’t cyber-slap you.

But that excuse is total poop.

I know why he threw it.

Because Ian is jewish, and Jenkz is trying to start anti-semitism in the us today.

It is now necessary to make the jump that Jenkz is at least an anti-semitist, and at the most to being a nazi.

ABJ

how clever.

here is ozzie's sign to the mound for jenkz to exterminate the jew. because we only have one that i know of

March 24, 2009

As we all know Adam Dunn basically tried to lose the WBC for US (the United States)

he was probably paid off, and i don’t blame him for accepting.

He’s so bad he can’t make money from teams or incentives from having a high enough average.

The only incentive possible for him to get is strike out less than $\infty$.

Awwwwww shoot, bringin back infinity guyz.

But seriously, he strikes out more than Ryan Howard and every NL pitcher besides Tim Lincecum.

Err, he’s not even a player.

He’s a hitter.

a 1-tool “player”.

a 1-tool guy?

It only fits because he’s a tool.

I don’t even know what to call him.

Besides sucky.

When he’s at the plate the ball ends up in two places: the catcher’s glove because of a strikeout, or the stands because of a homerun.

I don’t like that, not at all.

He can’t throw, but he plays in the outfield, so that’s a problem.

He’s slower than a 13 year olds curveball in the LLWS.

He makes poor fielding choices when he’s not in the outfield.

I think he belongs in the LLWS with the skill set he has.

He gave up 3 sac flys in the semis against japan because he can’t throw from the outfield to home plate, let alone the cut off man 10 feet away from him.

I’ll give you a picture of how bad he is as evidence.

I’ll probably have to explain it for you to understand.

The funny thing about this picture is the fact that he was out sliding into second after he hit the ball out of the park.

What does that caption mean?

It means he so slow, that after he hit a homerun against arizona, he slid into second late because the team had enough time to go into the stands, try and get the ball from the unlucky fan that caught it, negotiated with him, went into a full-scale debate with evidence and strategies I can’t even explain (I see you Mr. Batik), eventually paid him off, and got it and even ran it to second base.

Yes, he was late after that play.

Why does everyone have to be paid off?

Greedy americans…

"Yessssss! I screwed America and got paid extra for it! I'm such a genius."