Posts Tagged ‘rachel nichols’

Bobby Jenks is a nazi

May 12, 2009

So i read today that Bobby Jenks of the chi-sox was fined for a purpose pitch.

and i proceeded to read into it.

Turns out B-jenkz was fined a whopping $750 for throwing behind ian kinsler of the texas rangers.

I know, 750 is a lot to anyone reading this blog, but to people this is about, 750 is like buying an all you can eat buffet at cici’s.

Now i’m craving cici’s!

But here’s the important part.

The pitch was thrown behind ian kinsler.

Ian kinsler, as you all know, is a jew, and not only a jew, but THE BEST jew in baseball.

I stand behind that also, so take that.

Now Jenks admitted that he threw it on purpose in retaliation to all of his teammates getting hit by texas IN THE PAST.

Who does that? I don’t hit you because of something you said a few weeks ago.

Mostly because i can’t cyber-slap you.

But that excuse is total poop.

I know why he threw it.

Because Ian is jewish, and Jenkz is trying to start anti-semitism in the us today.

It is now necessary to make the jump that Jenkz is at least an anti-semitist, and at the most to being a nazi.

Adolf Bobby Jenks.

ABJ

how clever.

here is ozzie's sign to the mound for jenkz to exterminate the jew. because we only have one that i know of

here is ozzie's sign to the mound for jenkz to exterminate the jew. because we only have one that i know of

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The Life of Alexander Ovechkin

April 22, 2009

It’s not just hockey.

It’s chilling with the super hot ESPN reporter Rachel Nichols for E:60.

Let’s just say i’m a little jealous.

She gets to ride in his car, and later asks him how fast he goes in it.

“I go about uhh 160 in the car. When I near my house and stuff.”

That’s a rough direct quote

is there such a thing?

no

but that’s a rough direct quote of what he says.

And she proceeds to tell him very attractively that it’s illegal and frowned upon(she’s so cute when she follows the rules).

But the first 4 minutes of the video is just a bunch of clips from Ovey.

And every one is as amazing as the last.

He then tries to teach Rachel a move, and then the movie cuts off.

HOW CAN I NOT KNOW IF RACHEL DOES WELL WITH THE MANUEVER??

Apparently it’s ovey’s fav move, but i don’t see if rachel pulls it off.

probz cuz when she did she hurt him and that’s why ovey and his caps were struggling in the playoffs.

Now they’re on a roll and gonna win the series anyway.

But the sharks???

Jumbo Joe is being as good as he always is, which is awful.

But they’ll ride the young, huffing and puffing Cheechoo train to victory.

after going down 0-3.

just to make history cuz they know it’s cool.

"This is skate. I put on feet to go 160 mph on ice. Not land. This is gold medal to show i am number one in hockey. I have a missing toof and look better wiffout it. Ask welikesportz."

"This is skate. I put on feet to go 160 mph on ice. Not land. This is gold medal to show i am number one in hockey. I have a missing toof and look better wiffout it. Ask welikesportz."

Yeah, he looks better without that tooth,

it adds to his b.a.ness

just like timmy tim lincecum and his bad teeth.

Both are young superstars who i love

see a theme/??

one of the many biddies. Without a tooth, i'll have you know.

one of the many biddies. Without a tooth, i'll have you know.

and finally……

ovey3boom

yadigg?

no caption needed.

i‘m raps wayne gretzky, yes i’m the best and only 22 like alex ovechkin

what greatness

thank you asher.

you are greatness, 4/20.