Posts Tagged ‘boston red sox’

There’s a problem in the MLB

May 18, 2009

So not too long ago, i wrote an article about bobby jenkz throwing at ian kinsler, a jew.

And he was only fined $750 for doing so.

Well in a weekend game against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and We Can’t Pick One City So We’ll Take Two Angels, John Lackey was the starting pitcher.

And on the first throw, he threw behind the rangers leadoff hitter.

Who just happens to be the same jew that was targeted by Bobby Jenks.

That’s not a big problem, it happens often.

So on the second pitch, Lackey just “happened” to hit Ian.

Targeting Jews in baseball never seemed like a problem, but now it’s ever so present.

Kevin Youkilis should be warned, but nobody would ever hurt him.

It’s only because Ian is so gentle and nice.

So i will personally protect ian for the rest of the season, with my bare fists.

I still don’t think Ian knows the whole world of nazis are coming after him.

Jenks, Lackey, who’s next?

what the hell does this have to do with john lackey?

what the hell does this have to do with john lackey?

What the Hell Rocco Baldelli?!?

April 11, 2009

So Rocco Baldelli “was” my idol.

He, cliff floyd and mo vaughn.

All-star lineup, i know.

But now that list is just down to two men.

Cliff and Mo.

Why you ask?

Rocco signed by his own will with the Red Sox.

Nobody in their right mind would do that.

Not after being the only team that beat the BoSux in the playoffs.

He’s now a sellout and has no soul.

He is even on the Rhode Island “mount rushmore” thing that Sportscenter did over the summer.

That was cool, but Rocco didn’t get any tv time so i was upset.

Then to learn my number 1 idol is now on my 2nd least favorite team?

I might die.

I don’t need a future mvp(rocco) learning from a past mvp(dustin tool pedroia) how to “hit the high fastball on mlb 09 the show”.

What a terrible commercial.

I don’t want Rocco to stoop to that level.

He doesn’t need to be “scrappy” or “pesky”.

He needs to be Rocco, which was a beast.

I thought i could at leas trust in Rocco, but now i don’t know what to do.

I can’t trust baseball anymore.

at least he left the tag on the bottom of the hat.

at least he left the tag on the bottom of the hat.

He doesn’t look very happy to be a sellout.

He probably already lost his soul anyway.

this is the way things should be:

how can you not want this??

how can you not want this??

It almost looks like he’s conquering the skyline of Tampa.

But the skyline is just a net for batting practice.

So it works on two levels.

I want the old, smarter rocco back.

Not a soul-less sellout.

Alex Roidriguez

April 8, 2009

arod1Ughhhh.

I’d rather die than seeing that…

I hope he comes back to the yanks and sucks real bad.

Because the yankees are like the baseball version of the spurs.

Red Sox too.

So now all yankees and red sox have no souls, no excuses.

I would defend Paps because i kindof like him

but if you’ve seen the young man you know for a fact he has no soul.

He’s just like the devil, and he takes your soul.

With that stare, he penetrates your defense and then takes your soul.

And because he’s the devil, on top of that he’ll get you out.

proof.

proof.

this next picture isn’t scary at first, but once you realize what’s happening, it’s deathly scary.

Look at his face. And then look at him sucking the soul out of his own baby before it's even alive.

Look at his face. And then look at him sucking the soul out of his own baby before it's even alive.

Full sized just to catch the deetz.

What a devil

and i like how this talked about hating on a-rod to how paps is a devil.

I’m just able to go on that tangent 24/7.

Baseball is Back

April 5, 2009

Yes, as we have all known for the past 5 months, baseball begins today.

April 5th, 2009.

It’s been on my calendar since i was born.

It seems miraculous that i put something 16 years ahead on a non-created calendar when i was just an infant.

but i can do that, and i did.

I will give you the teams to watch this year.

AL:

Rays, Red Sox(unfortunately), and Yankees.

NL:

Cubs, Mets, Phillies, Dodgers.

My expert opinion is that it will be Rays and Dodgers in the World Series.

Or as i stated earlier, what should be called the American Series.

But that’s another post, and it reminds me of Adam Dunn, which isn’t good.

The Rays still have an extremely young pitching staff, and have all the key pieces from last year and really could only go up.

The Red Sox are always relevant, so of course they will be in the running.

And the Yankees, after spending more money than the US has in the last 2 centuries, will actually be good.

Chemistry? Yeah right.

Yanks are all about a bunch of superstars not having chemistry, and somehow don’t suck.

In the NL, the cubs still have a good team after a letdown season last year.

The Phillies are still about as good as last year, and their season and my fantasy team rides on Cole Hamels’ arm.

The Mets added K-rod to hopefully solve their bullpen woes, so if he shows up like last year, they will be beastly.

And the Dodgers were white-hot at the end of last year, and still have Manny somehow, so they will be one of the best in the league.

If only San Fran had some offense, their beastly pitching staff wouldn’t be alone and carrying the team.

Thank you Tim Lincecum.

"These are cleats, you wear them in baseball on your feet."

"These are cleats, you wear them in baseball on your feet."

America does love BJ Upton, so i just had to include a picture for you guys.

Rays will win it all.

power to the g